He is the resident pet and guard dog at Seascapes on Castro Street in Mountain View. Fishy's body is the size of Rob's head. The owner of the pet store told me to go check him out because quote, "he's got a great personality".
Liar liar pants on fire !!
I'm a sucker for any animal who's known for having a "good personality" but c'mon.
Upon the advice of the store owner, I walk over to the tank to meet fishpants mcpersonality. I introduce myself. I smile at him ... AND I refrain from tapping his tank (as per the sign posted next to his name). No joke, 15 seconds into our "conversation", the friggin' fish tried to eat me. He opened his mouth like the shark from Jaws. He fixed his eyes on my head and shook his body from side to side as if he was taunting me "I'm gonna eat you, I'm gonna eat you !!!" The only thing that saved my life (no it was not my husband who stood by laughing) was the glass wall that kept the water in crazie mcpersonality's tank. I honestly believe that this was a piranha posing as some kind of gold fish.
Do not go to Seascapes if you have a heart condition.
1 comment:
hahahaha - your story made me laugh! I love that my friends are so funny and have such great experiences to share!
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